me: aw yeah give it to me raw baby
guy: are u sure?
me: fuck yeah give it to me RAW
guy: i don’t want you to wake up with salmonella poisoning
me: okay give me the steak medium-well then
guy: alright have a nice night sir, enjoy your dinner
My brother is really into working out except his gym membership ran out today so he came up to me while I was making a tea, picked me up in a fireman's hold, and started doing squats with me as his weight.
HAHAHA that’s awesome